I am a Cat!.. Hear me Me0w!!….

They say that every chanced meeting is a blessing, and that there is only a one in six billion chance that you will meet the same person again…

Six billion people in the world…

How about our tiny red dot Singapore?…

That narrows it down to one in four point six million…

Knowing that she lives around the same area as you? One in three hundred thousand….

So what if you are absolutely sure that that person hangs out and studies in the same university as you everyday? That will greatly increase the chances further to, say one in thirty thousand….

Subsequently, if she studies in the same faculty as you, that would roughly make it one in a few thousand…

Stays in the same hall as you? One in four hundred…

Mustering enough courage within a time frame of just a few second, to approach and talk to her before she disappears out of sight again?….

I have got much better chances at winning the lottery….

The best part of my day: Seeing her….

The worst part of my day: Seeing her leave…. Again…..

So what is the morale of the story?….

The timing may be just right, the weather may be perfect, the place may be nice, you may look your best, in your smartest-looking suit, and no bad hair day for a change….

But if you do not have enough balls….

You should go buy toto instead….

( Disclaimer: Trust the above mentioned probabilities at your own risk. I got an F in my stats test…. )

Best Times of March:

1. Completing my marketing project with a bang! Thank you Musicos Del Amor, I really had so much fun working with all of you…..

2. Taking a picture together with my very pretty and hot ex-nyjc prom queen at Suntec IT Fair (she did not know me). Still surprised at myself for having enough balls to walk up to her….

3. Getting together with old ns friends the day before my birthday. And finally got to drink some booze….

4. Buying tickets for two to Forever Grasshoppers LIve in Concert. FInally can see You (not the Grasshoppers) again. About time too. Make me wait so long… =p

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Worst Times of March:

1. Getting an F for stats test. (Confirm dabao liao, more Fs coming)….

2. Spending my birthday in hall doing stats presentation until 3am next morning. Worst birthday of my life….

I hate stats… Fuck……

3. Losing 30 bucks for nothing…..

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Lessons learnt:

1. Always remember to take the money after you withdraw from the ATM…

1. With balls, I can do anything. Nothing is impossible….

2. My mind is overloaded with Ideas, Creativity and Gimmicks….

3. One cannot blow a heart-shaped balloon so hard. Otherwise it will turn into a papaya-shaped balloon…. ROFL….

4. Damn I look good in a suit…. =p

Guess what…

I did probably one of the most moronic thing i have ever done in my entire life…

Nothing a ten year old does can even compare to the idiotic actions I have taken, if not taken, just several hours ago…

I was on the phone talking to a friend…

At the same time, I put my atm card into the atm…

I keyed in my pin and the amount (thirty bucks) to be withdrawn…

I took back my atm card and slotted in into my wallet…

I walked away to the nearest taxi, and drove off…

From the list of actions, guess what was missing?…

If you are thinking, the part where i take the money and the receipt is missing…

You are right…..

I am officially 30 bucks lighter….

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