A Quiz II : The Midas Touch.. No shit….
I took this “What’s Your Seduction Style?”Quiz off from Kaileng’s blog and found it to be rather precise and accurate, despite the fact that I still detest the results. Something deep inside me is still rejecting this truth about my past nature and character. The fact that I have been burying for the past three years….
“You’re so bloody nice”….
The mere thought of my nice old self makes me want to twist and turn and puke out green bile…
“I am a “really nice person”…
Terrific… Simply terrific….
I am a sweet guy who “keeps using my powers for good”….
Woop Di Doo….
My super power is “cuddles” and I can “solve the world’s problems through cuddling”.….
ZZzzzz….
Great… What am I? A freaking carebear?…
Now tell me, having gone through this quiz which reminded me of my past inner self yet again, how do all these “nice” qualities get me the girls? Is being nice even a real seduction style?…
Twenty one years of living life tells me the obvious answer….
Nice guys do finish last…
In fact, nice guys are often exploited and used for the convenience of others. They are the ones who finish last because they want to help others get what they desire at their own expense. Even some people stereotype nice guys as wimps, because they will rather avoid conflicts and arguments and give in for the benefit of others. Most human beings tend to put their self interest above others and just do not see the self sacrifices nice guys take on in order to help them out. And that is why even during the courtship of potential partners, nice guys finish last again. And it is the nice guys who usually remain single. Because they wait patiently below the radar, hopefully wishing that one day, the girl of their dreams will finally realize and notice their insignificant existence….
Checkmate dudes. You can go wait forever for things to come your way. I do not wish for you to end up being one of the forgotten ones, or the unfortunate that gets stepped on and treated like dirt. Trust me, I have been there, and it is not a pretty sight. In contrast, it is the bad guys who get the high salaries, job promotions and beautiful ladies, because they brawl for what they want without sparing a thought for others, and manipulate nice guys and use them as stepping stones to achieve greater heights. It is this selfish individualism that made them respected, successful citizens in modern society. Come on, no girl would date a wimpy, spineless nice guy with no guts. It is simply against the natural laws of attraction. Be the bad guy for a change. Instead of giving her everything she asks for, hold back instead. This way, she would not take you for granted and get bored of you easily. It is exactly like fishing. Practice releasing and pulling the string when the fish catches on to the bait. Dangling the carrot will leave her desire and appetite insatiable, which, in turn, will leave her wanting more from you, and this is precisely why relationships can last for a long time. That is also the reason why magicians do not reveal their secrets….
It is time to turn the tables around. Serving the army has opened my eyes to the real world of imbeciles and bastards, and since then, my calculating, manipulating, conniving brain has been slowly taking over the role my kind heart plays in the usual running of my life. I am no longer the fool you can use whenever you wish and discard when I am useless. Screw your bullshit. I am going to take this white flag and stick it up where the sun does not shine. My knives are sharpened and ready to cut. Watch out for them plunging deep into your spine. I will leave you incapacitated and screaming silently in pain for time without end. I will fight for what I want instead of being the good natured idiot who lingers around and waits for lucky breaks and gifts to fall from the sky….
Finally, the crossover transition is complete…
No more Midas Touch…
No more Mr. Nice Guy….
Well…
Except for this: “Everything I touch turns into gold”….
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