I am a Cat! … Hear me Me0w!!…..
Well, its a matter of fact that, first-time bloggers are likely to start their first entry with titles like "My First Entry!" or "My First Blog!", or something along that line. How boring. Screw that…. I am going to be special for a change. Simply because this is not my first entry. It started when i was first writing bits and pieces of my life and memories, back in the old days when ankle socks were banned and center partings were cool. But happy and precious thoughts gradually became bitter complaints of how much my life sucked. A hit list of people who got on my nerves soon surfaced for everyone to see. Somehow, my laptop became a digital death note, with countless names of morons and imbeciles i wished did not exist in this cursed world. Soon, people steered clear of me, afraid of what i might do to them in their sleep. Aware of the sharp decline in my popularity, i decided to stop, in case my death note did come true and they all die of heart attacks…..
My second attempt was some sort of a self-gratification. I wanted people (and by "people", i mean the ladies) to notice my puny existence. To cut the long story short, that did not work too well either. I made certain unworldly mistakes in the course of my writing which ignited a wave of rage and violence. The hate mails and swearing comments that soon followed were too much to bear. A word of advice… Do not openly criticize F4 and their mindless horde of crazy girl fans….
Surprise surprise, my third disastrous attempt at blogging bored the hell out of anyone who read it, including myself. I even dozed off once while uploading an entry. Topics included field camps, route marches, rifle cleaning, book-ins, book-outs, insatiable cravings for bodily pleasures, FHM, and the opposite sex…. What else was i supposed to write about during my two and a half years of suffering in NS??….
Despite three failures, I am going all out for a fourth try now. Hopefully, this blog will last much longer than the rest. Only time will tell….
